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Stalinity

A non-scientific measure of the level of staleness of a food item. Usually used when referring to stale candies such as sour keys and wine gums.

The test is comprised of wiggling (or squeezing if it is too small to be effectively wiggled) the item between the thumb and the forefinger and observing its stiffness relative to it's stiffness in its fresh state. The greater the deviation in this comparison, the greater it's degree of stalinity.
These candies are always best stale. Leave the bag of them open for the night and check their stalinity in the morning. If they are good and stale we will eat them then!
by Jerkson October 1, 2010
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butt stalion

An ugly, stupid, and ignorant person. The most stupid person in the word. It can also mean diamond horse.
Ugh, Jack is such a butt stalion.

Dude, I just bought a new butt stalion.
by TheWorkingJacib May 14, 2015
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M.K.Stalin

Stalin is a DMK leader who became the Chief minister of Tamilnadu in 2021. He started his political career as a DMK party cadre, grew up gradually within the party ranks inspite of being the son of the then party leader Kalaignar M.Karunanidhi
M.K.Stalin is named after the Russian leader Joseph Stalin.
by Udanpirappu May 3, 2021
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Brosef Stalin

Derived from the term "Brosef." Brosef Stalin is a buzzkill. Someone who ruins other people's good times with his/her presence and/or mannerisms. Generally only stoners would refer to someone as "Brosef Stalin"
"Chill out, Brosef Stalin. You're totally harshing my mellow."
by fiz64 February 27, 2009
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Stalin

verb past ten: to edit or change online statuses, comments and images to retrospectively 'correct' them. Based on the practice of Stalinist Russia editing out from photos and writings the images and names of old Bolsheviks who had fallen from favour
I worte 'write' 'right' in my facebook status but I realised I could Stalin it before anyone but Josh noticed.
Past tense Stalined
by withsobersenses January 16, 2013
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stalincest

sharing money with your sister to buy a wedding ring for her
I was doing Stalincest to get more money
by FlareK7 November 22, 2020
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Stalingrad

A major setting in the Eastern theater of WWII, where almost-infinite Soviets were sent into battle to fend off the invading nazi forces. An entirely urban setting, it was one of the bloodiest scenarios during WWII.

Maybe this is why the Russians call WWII "The Great Patriotic War".
"Stalingrad is a decent map to fight on in Battlefield."
-me
by Dave December 30, 2004
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