Stapler

An internet meme meaning you are procrastinating on finishing a report, essay or any other written document that should be stapled.

"Hey John, are you done with your homework? The stapler will know."

by xsed, February 23, 2013

pine stapler

When a female shaves her pubes and it grows back a few days later with spikey stubble resembling pine fur.

Me: “How did things go with that girl you took home last night?”

Friend: “Not good man, she had a pine stapler.”

by saigonsally February 18, 2018

Bathroom staller

This is the person who waits for you to leave the office bathroom so they can finish their business.

Even if you need to comb your hair, just leave fast if there's a bathroom staller in the bathroom. It's just too much pressure for everyone.

by babymikey27 April 20, 2015

Reed City Stapler

The act of propping your own or somebody else's testicles onto a table and smashing them with your fist.

After Jimmy busted in the poker game, he proceeded to conduct a Reed City Stapler onto his own set of family jewels.

by Jimmy Crackedcorn November 7, 2009

Stapler

A cute down to earth girl who will click with you like a stapler clicks things together

Dude shes such good stapler material.

by RoseOfHola July 27, 2010

Stapler

When two men connect their foreskins together via a piercing.

Still a little sore last night when Justin started tugging while we were doing a stapler.

by Stormro April 3, 2015

Kathy Stabler

Extremely annoying wife of Elliot Stabler from Law and Order: SVU. During season 7 and 8 the couple were going through a divorce which had every e/o shipper in the world holding their breath. But then after a one night stand with her ex-husband, Kathy ended up pregnant AGAIN and took Elliot back. She's obviously stupid and doesn't realise that her husband is clearly in love with his partner, Olivia Benson, who once saved Kathy's and her son's lives. It's about time Kathy takes a step back and let nature run e/o's course...

"I wanted to smash Kathy Stabler when Elliot turned down drinks with Liv because he had diaper duty at home."
"Me too. Kathy should do all the diaper changing and let her husband go get drunk and, if he's the luckiest guy ever, have sex with his much more attractive partner."

by FATCHINA October 17, 2008