shwank

A shwank is the very precise art of having a shit and a wank at the same time such that you come at both ends at the same time causing you to pass out.

Also known as schwank.

Julian was found in a such a mess on the toilet. He must have had a Shwank

by Jizz_Staines April 1, 2008

Swanky Frank

a fancy hot dog

"Is that Grey Poupon on that dog? What a swanky frank!"

by Boski the Dog August 12, 2008

Swank

A drug that is ten times more addictive than marijuana. Mentioned in the Simpsons episode 'Last Exit to Springfield'.

Senator Mendoza: My friends, tonight we unveil my most diabolical creation. Swank. Ten times more addictive than marijuana. To human misery!

by announcementnoonecaresabout July 24, 2017

swanky rottis

a saggy bushy scrotum

You Swanky Rottis go die in a hole

by SwankyRottis69 November 9, 2018

Shwank that Justin boy

When your roommate spends 30+ minutes in the shower masturbating.

I've been waiting on my roommate to go to lunch, but he's shwank that Justin boy for over half an hour.

by the Sleuth June 10, 2009

Swanksta

A suposed gangsta who is very fashionable and stylish, and has probably never partook in any actually gang related activities.

"You aint no gangsta, but you is swanksta dawg."

by mickey brown February 17, 2007

Totally Swank

The phrase State Test Writers use when they want to appeal to a younger audience. It's fun to read the rough draft of a student's essay when they uses phrases like totally swank!

Though his tomb has not yet been excavated, it is said to be a totally swank underground palace.

by totallyswank May 21, 2011