Squiggernips

Usually aa dumb ass black squirll who runs around and scrathces the hell out peoples nipples. The squirrl is relentless and will not stop until your nips are gone.

"Fuck that Squiggernips is on me bitch"

by patadactel October 30, 2009

squidge

When a cat stretches and claws the area where its about to sleep. Like people fluff a pillow before they lay down.

The only thing Smokey does all day is squidge the bed!

by Ingabish February 6, 2006

Slack Squidge

The act of frigging a chick off with your fingers/hand from outside her trousers. Usually takes place during a 'Jean Squeeze'.

Dude #1 - So how far did you get with her?
Dude #2 - Not very, just a little slack squidge.

by Jager Steve October 11, 2007

Squidgina

A vagina possesing inordinately long protruding labia, causing said vage to resemble a squid.

Holy shit that guys ex-girlfriend has a sloppy squidgina you can hear the suction noises when she gets out of the bath.

by PrussianBlue September 3, 2006

Squidge

Pretty much the opposite of the marijuana-smoking sense of the word chief.

Doris: Hey wanna chief?
Gertrude: It's ok, I'm gonna squidge.

Later that evening:
Abby: Hey wanna chief later?
Gertrude: It's ok, I'm squidging.

by Chadisrad January 5, 2009

Smidgeon

Smidgeon: noun.
Often confused with the coloquial term for a 'small amount'.
Is indeed a very small pidgeon native to the streets of every town/city/dump site.

James: Do you know what the name of a baby pidgeon is?
Rich: No... a Chick?
James: Ah ha ha ha, no... it's a Smidgeon!
Rich: OH, ha ha ha ha ha ha.

by ornithologist June 20, 2008

squidgee

Greek/Portuguese

The cutest little guy in the world.

Hey, look at how cute that www.squidgee.com is!

by Paul Karkas October 12, 2004