by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017
Get the squattel mug.Noun: A person who holds a job for no apparent reason. Generally lacking qualifications, the individual adds no value, performs no real work, displays no motivation and seems to have only one real skill - persistently occupying office space, an official entry in Human Resource's employee database, removing oxygen from the air and producing carbon dioxide.
Verb: Office Squat, Office Squatting- to occupy office space without performing a designated job or adding value.
Adj: A term describing an individual putting forth no effort and adding no value in the work place.
See Politician; see also; state, local or federal government employee. See also; tenured teacher; tenured professor; public school administrator, any relative of the boss working for a company.
Verb: Office Squat, Office Squatting- to occupy office space without performing a designated job or adding value.
Adj: A term describing an individual putting forth no effort and adding no value in the work place.
See Politician; see also; state, local or federal government employee. See also; tenured teacher; tenured professor; public school administrator, any relative of the boss working for a company.
"I've worked here for 6 months and I haven't see John do anything." Yea, he's the boss' son, a real Office Squatter.
Since Jane got 5 tenure 3 years ago she hasn't changed her lecture, mid-term or final exam. Yea, tenure is a virtual guarantee to make a motivated professional into an office squatter.
Since Jane got 5 tenure 3 years ago she hasn't changed her lecture, mid-term or final exam. Yea, tenure is a virtual guarantee to make a motivated professional into an office squatter.
by Deconblu August 22, 2010
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by rabbit317 December 9, 2008
Get the myspace squatter mug.A case of acute diarrhea, usually of an explosive nature. Often accompanied by a burning sensation. If the proper facilities are not reached in time, the feces could exit the body in a random pattern, hence the name.
"Dude, I was at the park the other day after I ate a bowl of my dad's chilli and I didn't make it to the toilet in time. Green apple splatters, it looked like thanksgiving in a retirment home."
by cpoc December 9, 2003
Get the green apple splatters mug.A person in an FPS game (Counter Strike, etc) who crouches down to shoot and it looks like he/she is squatting down to drop a steaming number two.
Player: I can't get up the stairwell because that shit squatter with an AWP keeps gunning down anybody that dares go up there.
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