Spuddle

A short form of the term 'spooge puddle' or the cold, damp pool of sexual effluvia left on the sheet after making sweet, sweet love.

Jane: So, how was your date last night?

Mary: A complete gentleman. He bought me flowers and paid for dinner, he even slept in the spuddle after fucking me senseless.

by langkwaifongdude August 29, 2009

Spudge

Poop stain. Shart.

Jimmy's mother carefully loaded the washer, being sure not to touch the spudge in her son's shorts.

by surfdturf4u August 11, 2009

Spundle

The less obvious word for sperm. The word was derived when cubert was texting quincys girlfriend on his mobile writing that quincy tried to spunk on him i believe his words were "help quincy just spundled on my foot". Using predictive text the word spundled came up instead of spunked. This word is very useful in odd situations,
Teacher: "What are those silly stains by your genitalia area"
You: "Sorry i accidently spundled".
It's probably the most used word in the english dictionary today.

"Yet again quincy turned up to school with spundlings in his hair".
"Bob ate some beetroot and his spundlings turned red when he wambled the next day".
"Yuck his spundlings tasted like cheese".
"Spundle smells funny".
"Spundle makes babies".

by JOSAFOOWIS September 28, 2005

Spude

A person with no redeaming qualities; a complete and utter waste.

My friend Travis is the biggest spude ever.

by LargeD April 3, 2003

Spugle

the epitamy of all that is bad

Miss Chalker

by OMAR April 8, 2004

spuddering

The art of sexual pleasure by inserting potatoes in ones arse.

He had a spuddering experience.

by hardtater November 29, 2016

Spudgender

When you feel as if starch runs through your veins and soil makes you feel comforting.

I like burying myself in mulch and feel myself sprout, it's how I get in contact with my spudgender.

by memux March 12, 2019