Sludger

A term used to describe a shit. Originated in Scotland and popularised in Perth, Western Australia. A term often heard in West Perth and City Beach.

I need to go to the toilet for a sludger.

by Hugh Madborough January 5, 2017

Sludge Bannon

Very much like a sludge cannon, only with the endless torrent of molten shite pouring forth from the mouth, rather than the anus

The average Sludge Bannon will last six to eight months in a political administration before Donald Trump fires him for not being quite racist enough.

by Lancaster's Second Finest August 21, 2017

sludgewidge

The start and end of a period

Eugh I've just started my period. I've got such a sludgewidge

by Vic BW September 21, 2017

Sludge Nugget

Those sticky nugget pieces of shit that remains on your ass after the main plopper has departed.

Oh dear, Jake i have a sludge nugget clinging on for dear life!

by Mr Sludge Nugget September 6, 2018

grundle sludge

the combination of ballsweat and excess fecal matter which gathers in the grundle.

"In some countries grundle sludge is considered a delicacy."

by thaWhistle March 14, 2007

Poop smudge

Noun. A visible smear of faecal matter deposited on the surface of bathroom sanitary ware. The deposition process being the muscle- and gravity-assisted expulsion of moderately soft excrement from the anus.

1) Tarquin, was it you who left yet another revolting poop smudge in our shiny new toilet?
2) Valdemort, that poop smudge you left is the work of the devil!
3) Felicity, I had no idea that posh girls could leave a poop smudge like that!

by poopsar_dude January 25, 2018

Battered little spadge

A guy with a small penis who gets verbally abused by a woman

I gave him a good bollocking on the phone today and said to my sister.i dont mean to brag but i battered little spadge

by little sparrow May 16, 2017