spreadneck

a person who consciously chooses to not wear a mask during covid-19. Not because of they medically cannot, rather because they generally do not care about other people's health. Usually sighting inaccurate, disproven conspiracy theories that have been proven time and time again as factually inaccurate.

look at the spreadneck with his Trump flag on the back of his lifted pickup.

by coffeeguy84 June 27, 2020

spreadah

Coffee flavored Brandy is a unique blend of alcohol, sugar, and coffee usually found in Northern Maine. Half-Gallons of Allens coffee Brandy are the most bought alcohol in the state of Maine. Number two and three are Allens 1/5 and Allens Pint, respectively. Allens is usually mixed with milk to create a very healthy and satisfying treat.

Who is this cougar sleeping next to me? I've never been so spreadahd in my life!

by kyle cota June 26, 2006

spread betting

A good way of losing thousands of Euros in double quick time by backing financial or sports markets to either rise or fall. You bet a (relatively) small amount per point of the index which can fluctuate by hundreds (or if you are (un)lucky thousands) of points within a few weeks. On the plus side, you can open and close your bet at any time - sometimes you might open a position which you could hold on to for as long as 3 or 4 months. If there is rapid activity in your favoured direction, you might get out within hours and take a small profit.

Two examples of spread betting:

1. Dow Jones 'March 2007' might have a spread as follows 11200-11215. If you think the market will go up you buy at 215 hoping it will end anywhere higher than this. If conversely you think that the market will go back into the 10,000s you 'Sell' and wait for the market to fall before closing your position.

2. Cricket bet. England 2nd innings of the 4th Test vs Pakistan. The spread might be something like 295-305. If you think England will score 400+ you might buy this position at 1 Euro per run. If they score 405 you win 100 Euros.

by Jonathan FeBland (Znethru) August 18, 2006

Spreading Democracy

1. United States foreign policy.
2. bombing another country, regime changing another country or invading another country.

The United States is spreading democracy in the middle east.

by cactijuice October 3, 2018

clam spreading

When a girl spreads her legs apart taking up a lot of space.

I was sitting next to this girl who was clam spreading on the subway.

by joshthephotographer138 June 24, 2016

Fish Spread

When ya go down on dat pussy and spread dem lips and she got da stank puss.

Ohhhhhhhh whew baby you gots da fish spread. Wash dat crack.

by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017

spreadd

-Verb,
An action most commonly performed on a girl within the grounds of ButterBall's Spreadd Shedd. The term was coined by ButterBall and is locally famous in the "dirty-eight-thirty" of South Central Texas. Before engaging in rough, hateful, pussy pounding intercourse; ButterBall yells out to his next innocent female victim and says, "You wanted to play with Butter, now you're gonna get spreadd!"

BigDaddy - "Why is that girl walking so funny?"

ButterBall - "She came over to the Spreadd Shedd last night to get lit and split!! BUTTA SPREADD!!"

BigDaddy - "Damn, what did you do to that poor girl? She is so messed up she wrecked her jeep on the way out of the driveway!"

ButterBall - "That's because I gave her that good D son!"

by BigDaddyTC88 June 5, 2016