spray bottle

A joke so bad/corny that you want to a spray bottle to spray water on the person who told it.

person 1: I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.

person 2: Spray bottle!

person 1: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

person 2: Spray bottle!

Person 1: Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

Person 2: SPRAY BOTTLE!!!! PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!!!

by msTsquared March 25, 2016

Straysians

stray Asians.

I looked outside my window, and saw that three Straysians had gathered in front of my house.

by OsirusR July 14, 2009

Black Spray

Thin, viscous, frothy diarreah, which exits the anus in a conical spray pattern. The Black Spray is commonly the result of drinking numerous pints of Guinness and eating cheap greasy bar food and/or Taco Bell.

See also spray mud

I wouldn't go in there. I got a bad case of The Black Spray.

by AnonymousDrinker June 26, 2005

Yawn Spray

When droplets of saliva come out of your mouth when you yawn

Sorry steph for yawn spraying over you

by JP2020 March 6, 2019

Northern Nasal Spray

During a BJ, upon climax you pull out of her mouth and shoot your wad into her nostril. Larger loads can cover both nostrils for better effect. As she gasps for air you cover her mouth making her snort your load.

Scott: I got a hooker the other night on Franklin Avenue but she charged way to much.
Mike: Did you make her give you a blumpkin or something?
Scott: Na, I gave her the Northern Nasal Spray like your sister showed me.

by Carl Gustaf January 15, 2009

South Beach Spray Tan

It's a Cleveland Steamer, but when the dumping party has diarrhea.

Johnny ate some tacos and was going to give his girl a Cleveland Steamer. However, the tacos gave him diarrhea, so she got the South Beach Spray Tan instead.

by JackAttack21 December 4, 2012

Color Spray

A temporary color spray. Jerome Russell makes some good ones. They can be found at Walgreens Pharmacy. But be careful on what your spraying it on, it can get on your clothes, brush, backpack. Anything. Don't touch your hair when you spray it because it'll get on your hands. It's a bitch to clean up. They come in colors like pink, green, blond, white, red, pink, purple, blue, and orange. They'll look sexy on anyone! Even if you think you are ugly.

Today, I used Jerome Russell color spray. It was red and he told me I looked cute.

by I<3Sgt.Frog September 12, 2010