shoreline

noun: a ridiculously large amount of cocaine or methamphetamine lined up in preparation for consumption.

"Damn that restaurant manager is spun. I'll bet he can snort an entire shoreline up his nose."

by restaurant critic September 1, 2012

Shoreline

Extremely potent strain of marijuana. Unique smell and taste. The dankest shit, seldom found outside Galveston and Houston areas.

I dropped 60 for an eigth of that Shoreline, but damn, that shit is good.

by KAPTIN KRONIC April 28, 2006

sparkling mermaid

When a guy dumps his load on a girls face, then slaps her with a fish

My face hurt after he gave me a sparkling mermaid.

by Mike February 3, 2005

speling

'Speling" is something that a lot of people on this site seem to do. I think that 'spelling' correctly is beyond most of them.

Urbandicksionary has meny speling misteaks.

by Beneli May 5, 2004

spoodling

The combined act of cuddling and spooning

Spoodling is when people spoon and cuddle at the same time

by cucchiaino February 3, 2010

snorfling

A combination of sniffing, snorting, and truffling. Often used in regard to various body orifices, particularly ones below the belt.

Can also be done in a bed under the blanket or in the dark with loud grunting sounds.

Zooooomagawd, we came home drunk from the bar, and this guy was like totally snorfling my vadge. I had to smack him unconscious.

by hello world champion April 26, 2011

shoveling

When you glue toe/finger nail clippings to the tip of one's penis to make it resemble a shovel. After this is done, proceed to anal sex with your partner and attempt to "shovel" out nuggets of poop.

Christine has been saving a lot of money on toilet paper even since Robby starting shoveling her.

My prostate exam felt like I was getting shoveled.

by Terry Taint October 18, 2012