splurgious

Prone to splurge.

We just got paid so I'm feeling very splurgious. Let's order dessert.

by Wordy Wordsley December 1, 2016

Splurg

Something that can be yoinked. Are usually big and accompany a Gloopy.

Ay. Da gloop go off? I yoink it then my splurg go off.

by stinkberg June 21, 2022

splurgency

A sudden, manic compulsion to go out shopping for unnecessary consumer merchandise.

It is Labor Day in the US and retail sales events have triggered my wife to declare a national splurgency.

Once the splurgency concludes, we will certainly be making a second trip to return her purchases.

by Fibbersaurus October 25, 2022

pink splurge

when you are having sex with a girl on her period and pull out just before you cum. As you cum the jizz has slight pink/red highlights from the period blood... AKA Pink Splurge

I shagged this girl on her period then pulled out, just before I came. She was covered in a massacre of my pink splurge

by sydney shore August 14, 2016

turd splurge

When the turds splurge everywhere.

shit hits the fan, the turds can't stop coming. #2020turdsplurge
Someone's gonna splurge in ur turd, turd in ur splurge. Hot.
You're a nuisance, you cause trouble and that makes you a stinky turd.

I also tell my dog he's a turd splurge whenever he tries to eat squirrels !! >:((

"Dude, I'm gonna cause a TURD SPLURGE !!"

"Awesome man, I turded in ur butthole last night !"

by Horsecockgod1994 May 1, 2020

splurging

The act of cuming. Ejaculation.

"Omg Becky, I'm splurging on your face"

by Jason Pohl July 22, 2006

Splurging Dragon

When a girl is going down on a guy, knocking her on the back of the head while pushing her head down, will cause the cum to "splurge" from her nose.

Man, this chick was blowing me so good... just as I dropped my load I smacked her on the back of her head and it shot out her nostrils! Shit looked like a "Splurging Dragon".

by KLC September 12, 2005