spengbob

Some freaky shit on Youtube, up-and-coming meme on 4chan.

Features Spongebob... but incredibly creepy and twisted.

Spengbob theme:
Let's call Hitler!
Aye aye captain!
I hear he's gentle!
Aye aye captain!

by JusGrimey November 23, 2006

Splenda

Artificial sweetener. The packet says it tastes like sugar, but it actually tastes like pencils.

Barista: Would you like some Splenda in your latte?

Customer: No! I freaking hate Splenda! It tastes like pencils! Why are you putting pencils in my latte?

by huntbastianist1 April 17, 2013

Splenda Daddy

A daddy (straight or gay older male with father like attributes and/or likes to sleep with younger individuals) that claims to provide financial support for love and attention, however does not meet the financial prerequisites to provide substantial sugar

My sugar daddy lost his job, thank god for his savings account so at least he can be Splenda daddy for now

by RobbSchu December 19, 2018

splendid

adjective meaning wonderful! great!

-how was the sex?
-splendid!

by kalahiwa February 17, 2007

spengy melt

One who lacks the basic requirements to function as a human; mentally challenged; Tom Love

Did you see what Tom did in class today?

What a spengy melt

by Toohak July 10, 2018

splangle

When something that has happened is bad but too complicated to go over or talk about.

- So what happened last night? You seemed upset about something?
- Yeah, it was a splangle. I'm fine now though.

by Garnierizda May 9, 2021

splendiferous

a rather posh word meaning absolutely bloomin marvellous

my gosh that was splendiferous

by lord robbo August 31, 2005