splished

Getting extremely turned on and slightly creaming ones pants, as a result of hearing or seeing a car.

Car: *Vroom*
Lenard: Ohhhh! I have seemed to have just splished a little Martin.
Martin: Oh yes Lenard, it was a nice sounding car. I wish I could smurth his nephew.

by CumInDaBum September 10, 2018

spashed

Spashed is a word used by someone to describe their own state of being after a large number of joints. The word comes from the inability of the mind to put the letter of a word together when stoned. So while you might have meant to say smashed (Which is a word to describe the state you would be in after drink anyway) your mind put in random letters to fill the space while your thinking about the word and you come up with "Spashed"

Aahh! Dude, I'm like amm!! what's it am like really (s..pa..shed)spashed man!

by Dynamize February 14, 2006

Slashed my tires

(v.) To cut someone off in mid sentence or argument by interrupting them with a response that stops their thought process cold.

Dude, I was making a point in class the other night and my professor broke in on my shit and totally slashed my tires.

by mhibma October 5, 2005

Splasher

One who commits suicide by jumping off of a bridge

I sa another splasher jump of the Dames Point Bridge today.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Slashed

When you're high and drunk at the same time

Yo bruhh I'm so fucking slashed right now.

by Stoner6969 July 4, 2017

Nut splasher

A doubly bad situation, usually something that adds insult to injury. Based on a piece of shit that splashes poo-water on your balls.

Akin to buck fonged or disfortunate.

John wrecked his car into a Lexus, but the real nut splasher is that he has to pay out of pocket 'cause he has no insurance.

by Atomism March 28, 2009

ass splasher

correct term for bidet

Cletus had an unusually difficult poop so he spent a few minutes with his ass splasher and felt a LOT better.

by Uncle Joosie July 21, 2019