acid splashback

When you go for a turd after someone puts bleach in the toilet and you get a stingy cornhole

"Dude, Aw, Acid Splashback"
"I don't know how to tell you this, but you have a serious case of acid splashback"

by sam, jonny, james August 9, 2006

portugese splashback

The act of attempting to insert your penis into a clenched asshole before ejaculation. The result of which ends in the ejaculate ricocheting onto your own face.

I was so backed up last night that I ended up giving my wife a portugese splashback.

by Johnny goodtimes February 2, 2017

European Splashback

When a female leans back on the toilet, causing her urine stream to splash back on her sensitive genitalia.

OMG!, I just gave myself a European Splashback Orgasm!

by redheadbass January 26, 2011

acid splashback

when you do acid and crack your neck and get high again,

ted: what the fuck are you doin you almost hit that car
jack: dude i just had an acid splashback

by Cuck Hayta August 10, 2006

Kentucky Splashback

What happens when an individual ejaculates into a shoe repeatedly and then puts their foot into the shoe

Kevin busted out a Kentucky Splashback at the party, it went everywhere dog.

by DannyD123@BB June 5, 2022

Dick splashback

When you take a shit and flush the toilet when sat on it and the stream gets all over your dick and it feels horrible

"I wish i didnt have such a big dick"
"Why?"
"I get dick splashback whenever i take a shit"

by Thdaleangod March 3, 2026

splassback

Defecation so violent that one's turlet spits water back at you shiney hiney.

DMasterF: "Damn, Wigga! Whys yo pants wet?"
Fauntleroy DQ: "Fuck me runnin'! Ima hadda a splassback from yo Mamma's fried chicken comin out my azz!"

by fucwad June 13, 2004