Benzine Spliff

A general wasteman who has the piss taken constantly, constantly high or making grime music. Often reffered to as the King of Grime, or by his DJ name; Optimus Grime. Often tries to scrape in with higher socialy ranked individuals.

Louis: Haroon, you smokin' weed now?
Haroon: Yeah blud.
Louis: You're such a Benzine Spliff.

(Ben walks past)
Everyone: BENNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

by VitaminK June 16, 2010

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Spaffage

from the verb "to spaff".
When something is amazing, and gives you that sexual feeling, its Spaffage.

"See that milf? She's propper spaffage"

by Merk Krellus March 8, 2005

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spaffords

Noun; The crumbs and small broken pieces frequently found in the bottom of a bag of snacks like chips.

The store did such a poor job bagging my groceries, by the time I got home there was nothing left in my bag of tortilla chips but spaffords.

by OhioSM September 30, 2023

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Repetitive Spaff Injury

Hand strain gained through excessive touching of the naughty naughty places.

"I did done spaff so much last night I got a case of Repetitive Spaff Injury! And it bloody hurts!"

by Just Me, yup. October 7, 2006

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Digital Spliff

One of the biggest advances in modern day engineering, a digital spliff is the action of hitting a cart and a vape in simultaneous action. It is said to be the holy matrimony of cart and vape.

Bro I’m about to hit a digital spliff
No way! Those hits go down so easy!

by Baduss May 14, 2022

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