by GefallenGoethe October 16, 2003
Get the fo shitzel my schnitzel mug.Did you hear what happened to Kyle on his way to Wrigley Field? Dude took a Malort Spritzer to the face.
by TheMonkey69 August 24, 2022
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Spitefunding is a way to monetize the hate of others . It’s a method of obtaining objects you don’t need through the donations of social media followers. If somebody on twitter pisses you off , you can ask your followers to submit donations in order to obtain objects as a result of that persons attempt to shame you. The method was invented by failed author, media personality and troll, Michael Malice , under the advice of Libertarian Comic and skank , Dave Smith
That Vox reporter lied about me in that article!! In honor of that lying reporter , I will be Spitefunding donations to acquire a first edition copy of “ The art of the deal” signed by President Donald Trump .
by B.M. Rivera October 5, 2019
Get the spitefunding mug.by Bob thy builder March 17, 2021
Get the spizzel mug.SPITEMOWING /spʌɪtˈməʊɪŋ / noun
When your neighbours are assholes and let their kids scream in the garden until 1am whilst they get pissed. So you wake up extra early to mow the lawn then leave the mower running under their bedroom window whilst you go about doing other things.
When your neighbours are assholes and let their kids scream in the garden until 1am whilst they get pissed. So you wake up extra early to mow the lawn then leave the mower running under their bedroom window whilst you go about doing other things.
you wake up extra early to mow the lawn then leave the mower running under their bedroom window whilst you go about doing other things. Knowing they're suffering from gigantic hangovers. Spitemowing
by Jaymz1976 April 16, 2023
Get the Spitemowing mug.Description of Sweden. Often used as a direct suffix to Sweden, since many americans think that Sweden and Switzerland are the same country.
- So, where do you live?
- Sweden--not Switzerland.
- Dude, this music is awesome! Is it from Swit-
- Sweden. Not Switzerland.
- Does Switzerland have polar bears?
- It's Sweden, not Switzerland. And there's no polar bears in either of them.
- Sweden--not Switzerland.
- Dude, this music is awesome! Is it from Swit-
- Sweden. Not Switzerland.
- Does Switzerland have polar bears?
- It's Sweden, not Switzerland. And there's no polar bears in either of them.
by Pestbarn August 22, 2011
Get the Not Switzerland mug.When somebody doesn't want to get involved in some sort of confrontation, like an argument, debate, fight etc. This is especially true when somebody asks you who you think is right in a particular conflict. Happens the most between feuding friends.
Bob to Frank: "You are so wrong!"
Frank to Bob: "Nah, man. You're wrong and you know it. Even (You) knows it! Right?"
You: "Uh... I'm gunna pull a Switzerland on this one."
Frank to Bob: "Nah, man. You're wrong and you know it. Even (You) knows it! Right?"
You: "Uh... I'm gunna pull a Switzerland on this one."
by Johnny Daaaze March 17, 2011
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