Spindler

The remanents of a stool left in the toilet bowl after multiple flushes that require the use of a toilet brush to remove.

After one number two, I needed the toilet brush to remove 3 or 4 'spindlers' from the bowl.

by Worst Teammate Experience December 15, 2008

Spineless

The action of not being able to stand up for yourself in front of your family

Orly is a spineless fuck

by Dibx June 17, 2020

Spineless Fish

The sexual act of removing the spine from a fish (typically freshwater) and inserting a mans penis into fish and dawning fish as if it were a condom.

Fred “I could find a condom Sally”
“That’s ok, here’s a fish” said Sally
“Spineless Fish Dick?” replied Fred
“Spineless Fish Dick!” Sally Cheered

by Fishy2222 June 9, 2020

Spindledrizzle

Semen that drips off your penis before you can catch it in a Kleenex when masturbating

I was having a wank looking at a Liz Truss fake video on Porn Hub, and I came so hard that a load of spindledrizzle hit the carpet before I could catch it.

by Ronnie de Spragge September 4, 2022

Spineless dickhole

Someone that is unpleasant to be around.

Brad is a Spineless Dickhole.

by AestheticTap October 2, 2022

spindle

A term of endearment, as well as mockery often used in conjunction with the word prick.

Alright spindle are you coming out tonight? Or are you gonna stay in and be a spindle prick? HONK!

by Leeug October 23, 2003

spineless jellyfish

A person who has no since of morality; (in extreme cases) a person without a conscience; one who does not care about the repercussions of his/her actions

Dude 1: Dude this hot chick asked me to take her out on a date and I totally stood her up bro lmao what a dumb bitch.
Dude 2: Wow man, way to be a spineless jellyfish.

by DontieDankboy February 22, 2017