After a prolonged period of sexual abstinence, the explosion felt in the gentlemans area when the spaff bomb is finally released. Ladies may also feel the fast flying shrapnel from the bomb which can land anywhere but seems to target itself on the facial area. ( subject to approval)
Fuck me Dave. Did you hear the blast from my house last night? Finally blew up the spaff bomb. What a fuckin mess. The wife's happy tho cause it looks like we'll have to redecorate the bedroom.
by assmasta February 15, 2015
Get the spaff bomb mug.A city in south yorkshire, The first official football team was made there and its main industry was Steel and a bit of coal mining, Maggie closed them all down and it became quiet poor, it is now under bid redevelopments. It has a huge multicultural community and a massive student population
Southerner: That cities dirty
Northerner:Stfu you rich tax evading prick.
United fan: SHEFF UNITED FTW
Wednesday fan: WEDNESDAY FTW
*big fight*
Sheffield: big, better than leeds
Leeds:Big,better than sheffield
Northerner:Stfu you rich tax evading prick.
United fan: SHEFF UNITED FTW
Wednesday fan: WEDNESDAY FTW
*big fight*
Sheffield: big, better than leeds
Leeds:Big,better than sheffield
by sheffield citizen May 28, 2009
Get the sheffield mug.The art of having sex, then pulling out at the last minute, leaving a sizeable jizz stain on the surface on which the act was performed
Oh my god have you seen the size of that spaff patch we have left on those sheets, little bit of chocolate eclair too
by christopher wistopher November 4, 2012
Get the spaff patch mug.Sean's Mom - "Hey honey. How was Timmy's birthday party?"
Sean - "It was Spefert, maaaaan."
Sean's Mom - "What did you say?"
Sean - "It was Speferrrrrrt."
Sean's Mom - "You're fucked now, bitch. Bend over."
Sean - "Oh. Spefert"
Sean - "It was Spefert, maaaaan."
Sean's Mom - "What did you say?"
Sean - "It was Speferrrrrrt."
Sean's Mom - "You're fucked now, bitch. Bend over."
Sean - "Oh. Spefert"
by DylanIsATallRetard August 7, 2009
Get the Spefert mug.The term "Spedfanner" means a sped kid who is a Railfanner or a Transit fanner. Specifically with the TTC (Toronto Transit Commission). Spedfanners are usually addicted to the TTC and their vehicles, recording every second and taking pictures of the TTC vehicle.
by FortniteGamer3002 November 7, 2023
Get the Spedfanner mug.When you get a taxi ride to your destination but have no money to pay the fare, the said taxi driver then takes you round the back of the cab and makes you have sex with the exhaust pipe while he watches and jerks off.
Thus, excusing the no payment.
Also known as the Barnsley Fun Fair
Thus, excusing the no payment.
Also known as the Barnsley Fun Fair
'...her heart longed for John, the taxi driver with a heart of gold but she was married and knew that if David ever found out about her illicit affair he would leave her. She checked her wallet to pay him for his kind service and realised there was nothing in her purse, "fuck that for a game of arrows", John said unhappy at no payment, "get round the back and give me a dirty Sheffield, you filthy slag..." Julia nodded and marched to the back of the cab....
Exert from Barbara Cartland's - "A Lovers Touch"
Exert from Barbara Cartland's - "A Lovers Touch"
by Samuel Von Gotham August 23, 2012
Get the Dirty Sheffield mug.A receptacle for spaff, usually a round flat vessel of earthenware or
metal, sometimes having a cover in the form of a shallow funnel with an
opening in the middle.
metal, sometimes having a cover in the form of a shallow funnel with an
opening in the middle.
Lacking any other suitable receptacle when watching Baywatch Nights, we used our upturned female housemate
with her flaps spread as our communal spaffoon.
with her flaps spread as our communal spaffoon.
by spaggler October 14, 2003
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