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Spentology 

The dedicated study of:

a) Spending, spentos, big spending of the universe and incorporating the word(s) Spend and Spent into as many other words/phrases as possible.

b) Active, passive and accidental spending by use of all tools and spendventory

c) Spent
Aaron: "Yo Spentos, done any study for your Spentology exam?"

Spentos: "Bro, i've got all my spendventory in my sleeping bag and i'm not moving off this couch"

Andy: "Fuck bro you'll pass for sure!"
Spentology by Professor Spendser October 17, 2008
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1) to have used all of one's time, energy, and money

2) to be mentally, physically, and emotionally exhausted.
"friday night was too much, i'm spent."

"college life really wasn't for him, he came back after the first term spent as fuck."
spent by ronalddumb March 16, 2009
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spantacular

unbelievably fantastic, so much so that no other word will do. derived from a misspelling of "spectacular" seen on a high school student's essay.
last night's party was absolutely spantacular.
spantacular by blipper52 December 9, 2008
/spānts/ - exclamation
Used when the person exclaiming is by some means intoxicated; which assumes they cannot otherwise render intelligible words.
SPANTS!
spants by Bare Foot Smithy December 22, 2014
A cross between "speak" and "text". Used as a verb, "speaxt" refers to one's ability to speak clearly and correctly in text format. For example: "Do u think they're shot wayer yet?" was sent as a text message. The sender meant to ask, "Do you think there's hot water yet?" The mistake was not a result of autocorrect. The sender clearly has poor speaxting skills. In this case, the sender was so cold (hence anticipating a hot shower), they couldn't even speaxt!
She was so cold, she was speaxting like a drunk person!
Speaxt by TrShMhNy March 26, 2017

man splanting 

when a male. plants a tree and produces semen on the tree
karen:billy have you man been man splanting

billy:not yet mom
man splanting by L.w.sommerville November 28, 2016