Speaxt

A cross between "speak" and "text". Used as a verb, "speaxt" refers to one's ability to speak clearly and correctly in text format. For example: "Do u think they're shot wayer yet?" was sent as a text message. The sender meant to ask, "Do you think there's hot water yet?" The mistake was not a result of autocorrect. The sender clearly has poor speaxting skills. In this case, the sender was so cold (hence anticipating a hot shower), they couldn't even speaxt!

She was so cold, she was speaxting like a drunk person!

by TrShMhNy March 26, 2017

speakthetalk

Speaking fluid fluff. Talking satirically while remaining serious to provide an audience with what they wanna hear.

“Hey lady”

Damn he knows how to speakthetalk

by Dusty Knuckles August 21, 2021

Spext

To speak text lingo to someone, especially by a parent speaking to their teenager in an effort to make themselves look extra lame.

Mom: Tbh ig idk.
Teenager: Mom, why are you talking like that?
Mom: What? I'm just spexting you. Do you not want me to spext?
Teenager with a horrified look on their face: Just...no.

by ThickQueen October 29, 2018

spext

Spam-text. Texting the same message to multiple phones by selecting multiple phone numbers from a cell phone contact list all at once. Usually used for holiday greetings or party invitations.

Did you get Sarah's spext about her party? Supposed to be a good one. She even has a mime!

by Nathan F. January 2, 2007

speaktard

1. N. someone who either consistently or momentarily makes a mistake when speaking

2. N. someone who just sounds like an idiot while speaking

Adj. speaktarded

charles: "hey cutie, i'm, my name umm.. i mean beer?"
random girl: "was that a question or something?"
charles: "yes.. can i buy it?"
random girl: "you're scaring me what the hell are you talking about?"
charles: "what the hell are you talking about?"
leo: "please excuse my friend, he's a speaktard."

by leonidas queequeg jesus March 6, 2011

speating

The combination of the words 'speed' and 'eating'.

To speed eat.

Created by Tubbo in his Valentine's Day 2021 stream after he speed ate.

He is so good at speating. I heard he can eat 3 hotdogs a minute.

by Mady0 February 14, 2021

spexting

The pulse-quickening act of exchanging detailed, graphic, sports-related statistics and observations via text at a feverish rate, similar to that of sexting. Often a form of male bonding, and a reflection of a torrid bromance.

1. My girlfriend caught me spexting with my guy Andy at dinner again last night, and boy was my face red. 2. I had to change my cell phone plan due to all the spexting this Bulls season.

by Big-Red November 7, 2010