brown spalding

A deviant sex act in which one shaves the head of his/her partner, then takes a shit on the partner's head. "Spalding" refers to the ball manufacturer of the same name, hence the bald head.

Also known as a hot fudge sundae.

Tom: So did you give her an Alabama hot pocket?
Shaun: Nah, we wanted to try something new, so I gave her a brown spalding.

by Smeg-tastic Cack Cheese July 30, 2009

Scaldwell

The smallest and crappest village in the whole of Northampton. Famous residents include the 'One ball kid', 'Melon man', 'K-mouse' ect. So crap it doesnt even have a shop, gets regularly boid off by Walgrave, even Old joins in too. Generally a tramps place to live in, stay away if you value your health.

Some Shit Village, e.g, Hahaha thats almost as bad as Scaldwell

by H Kid is Gayyyy January 30, 2009

Spadestos

1. Asbestos said in a retarted way cause aspestos dripped on webbs shoulder

2. Zak = Spadestos

3. A dope fly fresh four wheeled genius of almost wicked sticks standard.

hey Zak, remember that time ages ago when i called you Spadestos?

by I dun did it did u dun do dat April 2, 2009

jade spade

born in africa and now living in oakland

Jerome is a jade spade

by jig-a-boo January 4, 2012

Deuce Spade

A blue haired boy from the game twisted wonderland. Hes so fucking sweet snd would practically die for his mother. He had bad preteen years because he was a delinquent, but he’s now trying to be an honors student for his mother!!!

Oh my gods I love Deuce Spade so much!

by imreallyfuckinggay November 4, 2022

Battered little spadge

A guy with a small penis who gets verbally abused by a woman

I gave him a good bollocking on the phone today and said to my sister.i dont mean to brag but i battered little spadge

by little sparrow May 16, 2017

Bucket and Spade

An inter-racial couple where an overweight (or not so overweight) white woman is involved with a black.

Bob: I see Clare has hooked up with Winston.
Janet: Yup, another bucket and spade.

by eminence grise August 8, 2010