Spankmonkey

A Spankmonkey is a creature which requires or needs to be spanked due to its incredible stupidity. These 'things' are often 'caring' for, or are in the 'care' of fucktardsGloidsormongs Residential Social Worker = Spankmonkey..stero-typically speaking. Not all RSW's are Spankmonkeys but those that aren't Spankmonkeys are rare and seldom observed in public. These are often refered to as 'Doctor'.

Well rare mate! I spoke to an RSW today and she wasn't a Spankmonkey! Must be a trainee Doctor!

by Mr Henderson Smith February 13, 2009

Space Monkey

a north london N8 ...cockney rhyming slang for junkie

look at that boy he's a right space monkey

by funnyasfuck October 25, 2003

Space Monkey

A man dressed in a small, figure hugging dress and, hopefully, a monkey hat who was employed to start the skanking and/or moshing at expectations:low's early gigs.
Although the term originated here(in this particular useage), it is now used for many dancers employed by ska bands.

He skanked like the Space monkey!

by Jimmy McMonkey December 11, 2003

space monkey

Danny has bananahands and moonboots. Therefore, Danny must be a space monkey.

"Oh man, Danny is such a space monkey."

by vo March 15, 2005

Space Monkey

One who has adorned themselves in clothing and/or accessories to the point where their personal qualities are overshadowed by material items.

Salesperson: How about the baby blue-tinted sunglasses with diamond studs and perhaps this nice fedora.
Customer: Dammmnn, man! I'm not tryin a' look like a space monkey.

by Triverson May 26, 2008

space monkey

Some goofy looking kid who never answers back when you're talking to him.

Always in some zone where the air must be thin. Reminds you of that russian space chimp when you look at him.

This place is just full of space monkeys.. They're blowing my zone. Lets bag it and be-gone.

by Dr.Robert June 16, 2005

Space Monkey

An emo kid that refuses to do anything or pay attention to reality; always has a blank stare on his or her face; everything is in slow motion.

see pterodactyl or porch monkey

Oh man that kid is such a space monkey!

I ran into him and he just stared at me like a complete space monkey.

by Rob Bob May 22, 2008