american soldier

american soldier

usually an asshole, has nothing better to do with his life

the modern day ones overuse the word hero, none of them really are

not all of them rape, but most of them do

not all of them kill innocent people for fun, but most of them do

not all of them are common thugs with a title, but most of them are

and fucking degenerates that run around and scream HOORAH...trust me, they do, i

live by them, i should know

always feel superior to you and will get pissed if not treated like a fucking god

american soldier: i make an impact when i come into the room. i just got out of bootcamp for the marines HOORAH, even though i'm stationed in california for the rest of my tour, im a fucking hero. HOORAH

random person: i hope something horrible over there happens so they can send you

off to die.

by xjarheadsrdegeneratesx March 19, 2013

Soldier Kidd

He gave the internet its first L after being wrongly accused of the murder of xxxtentacion r.i.p , the police ended up catching the real killers

internet detectives : soldier kidd killed x lets go talk shit on his instagram and give him free clout

3 days later

Went from 40k to 400k

Internet detectives : im sorry nigga we accused you btw your music is 🔥

by soldier.kidd June 23, 2018

florida soldier

A woman’s genitalia

I have raging HPV courtesy of ma’ ladies Florida soldier.

by Quingd123 April 22, 2021

time to salute the little soldier

This is when your boyfriend first shows you his penis, and politeness requires that you simultaneously act amazed, impressed, and pleased by its size and girth.

It's our fourth date; which in North Dakota means Showtime! Time to salute the little soldier. I just hope it can stand attention.

by Banana Oil December 21, 2009

Soldier Main

A player in TF2 who spends the most time playing Soldier. Most are very confident in their abilities to perform adequately and lead their team to victory.

Guy 1: Hey man, did you see that Soldier main yesterday?
Guy 2: Yeah! He was nuts! He topped the scoreboard three times!

by M B September 4, 2019

wounded soldier

Any beer at a party than has been abandoned by it's owner.

Dale was holding back the vomit after killing off the wounded soldiers left over from his "don't ask, don't tell" party.

by A-row May 27, 2003

winter soldier

(noun) A person, especially a member of a political party or a military organization, who is hardcore, who endures during hard times. The opposite of "summer soldier", a phrase used by Thomas Paine to denote (and mock) men who signed up for the Revolutionary War and then quit when the going got tough.

"Most of that outfit quit, but the winter soldiers are still hanging on."

by anarcissie May 21, 2008