snoved

Having a personal item or cash stolen by a certain "shady" individual while you are temporarily vacated from your premises

pronounced "snowv'd"

Hyman: What the fuck! I just left my room for 15 minutes to take a shit and now my macbook is gone.

Eigendude: Damn.. you got snoved hard.

by Jacky-Jack 329 February 22, 2010

shovel fighting team

A team which consists of ugly women who compete against teams of other ugly women in the sport of shovel fighting. Ugly facial features, missing teeth, facial hair, a manly voice as well as other manly features are common physical traits of shovel-fighters.

Chris- "Man, I met this girl on one of those online dating sites and she looked nothing like her pictures."

John- "Was she really ugly??"

Chris- "Dude, she looked like she was captain of the Russian shovel fighting team!"

by bigcatspecial May 28, 2010

pumpkin shovel

slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.

for the love of god, shut the damn pumpkin shovel already!

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

shit shoveling

(v) The act of doing a very tedious/miserable job that has little to no perks or benefits.(figurative or literal)

"I don't wanna work at Braums because its such a shit shoveling job."

by pacosaurus January 17, 2009

shovelware

an array of haphazard software emphasizing quantity rather than quality

This shit is totally half-assed. Who assembled this shovelware?

by The Return of Light Joker August 5, 2011

shovel ready

Apt description of being prepared to release when necessary a big ol' whopper of an excuse for offending behavior of any sort

After Paul was dumped naked on his parent's lawn and left for dead, he arose secure in the knowledge he was "shovel ready" to explain everything . ..

by sheila in the car April 5, 2009

scum shovel

Public transport used extensivly by the under-privileged

The number 12 (Torry to Northfield) bus in Aberdeen

by Patrick Ewen November 17, 2004