snorgtees chick

One of the several chicks that model the snorgtees shirts. Some are hot, some are not, and one has tits the size of beach balls.

Look at the tits on that snorgtees chick! I bet she could smother someone with those!

by Jim Fear May 27, 2010

Snorgasm

A power snooze function on an alarm clock vibrator that is worn in your panties and wakes you up with pleasure. Lets you have an erotic snooze.

"Oh man, I was 2 hours late into work today, I kept on hitting the snorgasm button".

by Tonyem November 14, 2011

snorg tees

A website that advertises on Urban Dictionary, among other "hip" sites viewed by the teen-to-20s demographic. They sell t-shirts that have pop culture references on them that are fun to look at but in reality are only bought by clueless frat boys who are trying to express how "in touch" they are with Internet humor.

Snorg's advertising campaign features fuckable (not necessarily attractive) female models that would never wear these shirts in real life.

FRAT BOY 1: "SUP BRAH! CHECK OUT MY NEW THREADS... JUST GOT IT FROM SNORG TEES.COM LOL!"

FRAT BOY 2: "CRESCENT FRESH, BROSKI! YOU'RE SO IN TOUCH WITH MEEEEMS!"

by phubans September 2, 2010

Snorgle

To hug/snuggle a really cute something.

"Oh my God did you see that puppy on 7th? OMG I want to snorgle it! ^_^"

by bhm2006 May 18, 2006

Snorgtees

A company who monopolizes Urban Dictionary's ad-space and makes unfunny teeshirts.

The girls are somewhat hot though.

Every time you visit this site there will undoubtedly be an ad for a snorgtees shirt right next to it.

by ZomSteve September 24, 2011

snorg whore

a witless bimbo procured primarily for the service of modeling cheap and lackluster Snorg Tees merchandise.

Original Snorg girl: HEY LOOK AT ME! BUY A SNORG TEE!

Internet Fapstar:Sorry honey but your just a boring snorg whore... *closes tab*

by Define Me! October 23, 2009

Snorgtees

The best shirts to wear if you're a retard (so people can instantly recognize you) .

non-retard: " hey, I bought you a t-shirt, from Snorgtees "
retard: " wow, thank you so much "

by Malakand_man November 17, 2009