Snory

A story that is exceptionally boring, such as one told by a senile grandfather about that time he got two for one on onions one day twenty years ago by being the first customer of the day. Just like he did the last nine times he told you about it.
May also be used as an adjective to refer to anything particularly dull.

Boy: Well if you're done with your snory- ...er STORY...
Grandpa: You don't think much of me do you boy?
Boy: No sir, I do not.

Man 1: What a snory excuse for a meeting.
Man 2: ...you actually think that was witty don't you?

by astrolounge January 21, 2010

Sorey

The wrong way which Canadians say “sorry”

“Oh sorey, my moose ran you over because you smelled like maple syrup”

by Supta Gupta December 26, 2018

snoredom

Synonym of boredom. The individual struck with snoredom often falls asleep.

"Man, I just had a Linguistics class and I almost perished of snoredom."

by Doug Grz March 27, 2008

Snore-Off

A fierce competition to be the most boring, conformist and non-inspiring individual on the face of the fucking planet.

I really thought I could win the family Snore-Off, but my uncle beat me out with his 50 years of 8-3 employment ... Up at 6, in bed by 6 complacency.

by YAWA June 2, 2019

snore-gasm

The act of masturbating by a man as a means to falling asleep.

I was having trouble sleeping last night until I jerked off, fell asleep immediately after my snore-gasm.

by the REAL Lex Complex November 22, 2011

snowey

A whore of a dog.

Girl 2: Oh my god! Your dog is preggers?
Girl 1: Yeah, she went out and got totally Snowey'd last night.

by Vrnix December 19, 2017

dirty snore

when your girl is sleeping; place your sack on her nose making sure you cover both nostrils forcing her to breathe through her mouth resulting in her snoring.

hey frank, i gave your mom a dirty snore last night.

by Mondo-91 August 28, 2009