snurgery

act of sniffing bicycle seats

Basil's flat was raided where hundreds of bicycle seats were discovered and he was arrested for felony snurgery.

by nino nittichi June 14, 2014

Serger-donkeyknobber

A skinny, ugly, hairy man (usually named nick) that loves having sex with unattractive men

Nick is such a serger-donkeyknobber....hes so gross and loves ugly dudes.

by Manglitter April 19, 2018

Snerge

To sniff warm, sweaty seats for sexual gratification

Several witnesses have seen Waseem snerge on Tim’s sweaty office chair.

by El_St3 October 2, 2018

sergery

Refers to da removal of fancy-pants clothing using da "slit and snip" method, rather than carefully/tediously undoing buttons, zippers, lacings, hooks, snaps, etc., da way you usually would when undressing someone.

Sergery is usually employed in two specific instances: either when a "dressed to da nines" Mr. BigRich requires an urgent medical operation and thus da hospital-workers do not have time to remove his costly panoply, or else someone who's overly full of himself has tried has fellow humans'' patience once too often, and so they wish to "take him down a notch or two" by destructively ridding him of his gaudy fabrics so dat they can re-dress him in more common-folks' attire. Think what Robin Hood and his Merry Men did to the sheriff of Nottingham when they captured him in Sherwood Forest.

by QuacksO December 23, 2020

Sterger

The stoner version of calling you a pussy.

Jim won’t take the last hit of the joint. Jim is a sterger

by Ganga Ganga November 27, 2021

Snarger

A man who goes into a toilet straight after it’s been used by a woman; gets down on his knees; puts his nose to the toilet seat and inhales deeply the faint aroma of the woman’s sex

Hey, Jenny’s just finished in the toilet. I’m gonna head up and do a bit of snarging.

You dirty snarger!

by Sexocographer January 16, 2024

Sneager

A person who’s sneaky in a smooth, clever, and slightly funny way—someone who pulls slick moves, catches people off guard, but always keeps it cool.

“Alameen snuck that last cookie without anyone noticing—such a sneager move.”

by Sneagery good April 12, 2025