Dad Sneeze

A sneeze so loud that it makes you jump out of fear for your life. The more decibels the better.

Oh my God my ears are ringing after that sneeze! Oh, typical dad sneeze.

by dobbari May 23, 2019

sneeze breeze

A sneeze breeze is the gust of air that comes from the mouth/nose of a person who is sneezing nearby. It is especially offensive if it is felt by a person standing nearby the sneezer.

I was sitting in front of Evan in class when all of a sudden I heard him sneeze and, to top it off, felt his sneeze breeze on the back of my neck.

by walkthewire December 4, 2009

Sneezestipated

You know that feeling when you really have to sneeze but it just won't come? Well now it has a word. Sneezestipation is a problem experienced by millions, lets spread the word. Literally...the word.

Pepe: What's wrong?
Sneezestipated Pepe: Ah...ah...ah....
Sneezestipated Pepe: Damn it I can't sneeze! I've been so sneezestipated lately.
Pepe: Aw that sucks!

by mugglesarentreal February 2, 2016

street sneeze

Something you wish to avoid on a busy street and have to make a B line to do so .

Random individual dressed in charity shop Brown asking everyone at the top of their lungs if you need a " Big Tissue ?".
( must walk round that street sneeze )
I don't need a Big Tissue .

by Trentbridge Troll July 23, 2015

Dracula sneeze

holding your arm up over your face in a position similar to Dracula holding up his cape and then sneezing into you elbow

Do to the H1N1 swine flu pandemic the Centers For Disease Control recommends using the Dracula sneeze technique to avoid spreading germs.

by Mr.Juan-derful January 14, 2010

Sneeze

To expel something out of your nose at a high velocity.
When you sneeze, you expierence 1/10 of an orgasm.

The man sneezed all over the rabid dog.

by Whatever doc August 22, 2003

Cock Sneeze

Premature ejaculation during vaginal intercourse

That girl's pussy was so tight, it made me cock sneeze

by Cheesin23 March 15, 2009