Sluteratops

An obese slut, usually loud. Stomps through buildings, making the ground shake. Typically breaks chairs when sitting down.

That sluteratops was at my house last night, and she broke my sofa when she sat down.

by Netic January 7, 2010

Smite

(Verb)

To hit something so GODDAMN HARD, it turns into a fuckin’ smear.

From Old English word, “smitan” meaning, “to smear, blemish.”

Example 1:
Paladin: Forsooth! I vow to smite the evil blackguard!

Translation:
Paladin: Fer real! Word~ Imma smack dat mothafucka so hard he’d be nuthin’ but stains!

Example 2:
Thor: Lo! I shalt smite thee with Mjolnir!

Translation:
Thor: Yo! Imma paste ya with da Crusher!

by Sir Erik Silverarms of Arelith July 19, 2018

sautéed

to get beyond sauced, crossfaded, or just generally fucked up on weed and/or booze

Dude I got so sautéed after two doobies to the face.

by jb_stack February 21, 2017

Hippie Smut

porn that is set in the 60s showing free loving in detail

I was watching an old vintage porn film. I was I was born in the 60s, there was some Hippie smut going on.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Self Smut

Any nude pictures of a person that was taken by them with usually a camera phone and usually of a teenager. Most used by the website SelfSmut.com and other self taken adult image websites.

James is a self smut fanatic, Look at his phone.

by Heathere46 September 20, 2011

Smut

A fanfic of alot of sexual interaction

Have you seen the new phan smut? I love it!

by Norman.riggs July 15, 2017

Sluterus

The ancient foe of Dildor, an evil creature who uses feminine wiles to complete her dastardly plans.

As the prophecy foretold, Dildor defeated Sluterus in the final confrontation.

by cretinx February 9, 2009