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fart smucker

A spoonerism of "smart fucker", a humorous and frequently derogatory term used to describe someone who demonstrates intelligence (or a reasonable facsimile) in a conversation. Can be applied to males or females. First heard in the early 1990s. Identical to fart smeller

In conversation, it is sometimes followed by the correct pronunciation for humorous effect.
Hey, you fixed that real quick-like! You must be a fart smucker!
by Grue December 14, 2003
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Smuckered Out

What you are when you have been shooting up Smuckers jelly.
Harley: Dude what is up with Spicoli?
Kait: He's completely smuckered out! Can't you tell? Look at the purple lumpies in his veins!
by KaitWormKeziah December 23, 2008
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Smucker

To tackle or take one down in an aggressive manner or whoop the opposing team.
Smucker him before he reaches the end zone!
by Straightfire101 February 29, 2016
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g-smucker

Someone who illicitly or illegally acquires entertainment (ie. music, movies, video games) for free.
Person 1: Dude, you got 1000 songs, 20 new movies, and 3 new videos this weekend only?
Person 2: Yeah, all for free
Person 2: Oh yeah, I forgot you were a g-smucker.
by Hakix September 25, 2011
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The Smucker

When a female preferably a colored person with large lips smithers them in smuckers grape jelly and proceeds to give felatio to a pulsating stiffy
I was feeling mighty hard last night so I had tequana dip her plump ass lips in dat smuckers and I got the smucker from her
by Aaron mcsaucenheimer October 15, 2011
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Smuckers Sandwhich

PB&J is Peanut butter and jelly P&BJ is Penis and Blowjob Gay oral sex called smuckers because of the peanut butter and jelly
Yo Man Heard Anthony Gave a dude a smuckers sandwhich
by WhiteBoy999 July 28, 2010
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Smurker

Someone who smurks
Did you see that knew guy?
He is suck a smurker
by Valky_walky April 7, 2015
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