smudgen

Someone who is round, doughy, and soft. If the person does not have all of those characteristics, then they are not smudgen. The person is also someone who loves to indulge in high-calorie snacks, and curses like a sailor.

Wow look at that chick! Totally smudgen man!

Did you hear her speak or watch her eat? She is totally sumdgen!

by albert fergeson June 12, 2008

snudger

snudger originated around Birmingham University c. 2004, and means to sniff the seat of someone, usually female, after they have finished sitting on it. Favourite targets include bicycle seats (think about it) and bar stools. Also a term of abuse/endearment, depending on the recipient.

'"Cor," ejaculated William, "Miss has been sitting on that seat all day and it's the middle of July, why don't you go and snudge it, Fatty?" from 'William goes Snudging', by Richmal Crompton

by I'd rather not say... January 21, 2005

butt smudge

after 'releasing' waste products, the part that 'hangs on'. also an insult to persons of idiotic disposition.

'you dropped that expensive glass! - you butt smudge!' or 'ewww...my undies are stuck to my butt...it must be that little be of butt smudge left'

by mel p November 30, 2004

fudge smudge

The remnants of a horrible anal eruption, usually found on the back of the afflicted one's underwear.

"I found some corn lodged deep in the fudge smudge that was left after I farted. Very queer I say, very queer indeed."

by Colonel Turdburglar September 6, 2005

Southpaw Smudge

What happens to left handers when they write a lot in pencil or pen. The bottom of their hand smudges from the graphite or ink as their hand passes over what they just wrote on the paper.

I wrote so much on that in-class essay that I got southpaw smudge.

by JSH774 January 5, 2008

Smudge

Another Cat youtuber Brett Thompson has. He is half brothers with Zazzles

Smudge and Zazzles.

by BrettZazzles May 20, 2022

smudgemuffin

When somebody takes a dump so hard it leaves marks on the toilet that can't be removed through flushing

man i just cleaned this toilet and theres already a smudgemuffin

this smudgemuffin is so big i need to take a picture

by kurtistheturtle December 10, 2009