Southpaw Smudge

What happens to left handers when they write a lot in pencil or pen. The bottom of their hand smudges from the graphite or ink as their hand passes over what they just wrote on the paper.

I wrote so much on that in-class essay that I got southpaw smudge.

by JSH774 January 5, 2008

Smudge

Another Cat youtuber Brett Thompson has. He is half brothers with Zazzles

Smudge and Zazzles.

by BrettZazzles May 20, 2022

dump smudger

A less that effective type of toilet tissue which redistributes rather than removes your flithy mess.

Has anyone got any dump smudger, I've got a turtles head and am about to autograph my underpants with the poo crayon

by ponkyboy October 15, 2004

sludgenuts

A term used to describe an STD.

Paul slept with a pornstar last night, and now he has the sludgenuts.

by I KILLED KIMBO! January 7, 2009

smudgemuffin

When somebody takes a dump so hard it leaves marks on the toilet that can't be removed through flushing

man i just cleaned this toilet and theres already a smudgemuffin

this smudgemuffin is so big i need to take a picture

by kurtistheturtle December 10, 2009

Butt Smudges

physical proof against a wall that a couple committed adultery in a baby nursery

Craig totally cheated on Holly J with Manny! I mean danng, check out the butt smudges on the wall.

by omgitskee November 13, 2011

alfie smudger smith

gayest of them all top millwall fun massive dong and lives at the den always seen with no gilrls life long virgin only shags the millwall badge

alfie smudger smith just bottled some malt

by nkdfhdsgj#ffffffffffffffffffff May 22, 2019