smollett

smollett (verb): to persecute oneself over nothing; feign victimhood

Example: Jussie had a lot of things going for him such as wealth and fame, he didn’t need to smollett himself by hiring two Nigerians to fake a hate crime.

by renegadeboysct February 27, 2019

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Jussie Smollett

A wealthy homosexual black man that paid a couple of brothers from Nigeria to fake a hate crime against him for being wealthy homosexual and black. He paid to have the brothers insult and slander his employer that gave him his wealth as well as lunging homosexual and racial hate speech which were lies he spoon-fed to the nation in multiple interviews and social media posts claiming the "perpetrators" were in alliance with the then current 2019 presidential regime by dropping their political slogan "MAGA" during the "hate crime." He managed to fool many people in power and activists including but not limited to: BLM, LGBTQ, President Joseph Biden, Vice-President Kamala Harris, Bernie Sanders member of the Senate, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez member of the House of Representatives, Lori Lightfoot Mayor of Chicago, even the 45th President Donald Trump... all of the listed people consoled and supported Jussie after the "attack." His political and publicity fueled hoax was thwarted by the Chicago Justice system thanks to the police noticing Jussie refusing to drop a Subway sandwich all while "being beaten and having bleach being poured on him. " Many people would've dropped said sandwich seeking refuge during such an attack but him having the sandwich unscathed was suspicious to the police and warranted further investigation that paved a road to uncover the enormous lie.

Lying about being a victim of a hate crime publicly to gain publicity and push one's own narrative.

In 2016, Marcus Owens; a Naperville, IL resident and a freshman from the University of Iowa pulled a "Jussie Smollett."

Owens went on multiple news interviews claiming he'd been a victim of a racist fueled physical attack by three white men while hurling racist slurs as he was walking home from a bar. However, after reviewing surveillance footage and talking to multiple witnesses, the Iowa City Police Department and the FBI determined that Owens was involved in multiple altercations the night of April 30 and going into May 1; he'd been the cause of these altercations.

by Big Mac & Whopper December 11, 2021

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Smollett

Term used to describe a fake hate crime, generally done by the SPLC or the ADL.

“Did you see the latest Smollett the Jews are promoting? A black Islamic tranny says he was chased down by horse-riding Trump-supporters in a Manhattan train station and they beat him with whips!”

by Faodail February 22, 2019

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Smollet

Somebody who uses the race card as an excuse when they have no evidence of race being a factor. Can be used a plural noun when talking about multiple Smollets.

Person 1: i just got fired from job because of my skin color.
Coworker: no you got fired because you suck at your job, quit being a smollet.

by LatchK May 2, 2019

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World's Smallest Violin

When someone is whining and you are tired of hearing it, you can play the world's smallest violin to provide musical ambiance to dramatize their annoying whine. This is accomplished by rubbing your index finger and thumb together and saying, "This is the world's smallest violin, and it's playing just for you."

Joshua: "America would be so much better if we were a communist country. Everyone deserves to have equal wages, we are all people and that is true equality."

Jeffrey (rubbing fingers together): "Do you hear that Joshua? I got the world's smallest violin, and I'm playing it just for you."

by AllBastard December 19, 2011

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