smoker's remorse

The feeling you get when you light up a cigarette, then halfway through, you realize you don't feel like smoking it anymore.

Dude, you wanna finish my cigarette? I've got a bad case of smoker's remorse.

by James_DP March 11, 2009

scavenger smoker

One who dosn't finance their own weed purchases, and attempts to smoke everyone else's shit for free

Be Aware of the Following Statements:
"Oh, you guys are smoking, can I get a quick hit of that"
"If I knew we were getting weed I would have thrown down"
"Dude I hard a rough day, just let me smoke"
"Your friend ate some of my cookies, the hell I can't smoke"

All statements popularized by one of my roomates, who is the definition of a scavenger smoker.

by Kyle coondeezy September 16, 2007

2 Smoker

A term used to identify a 2 stroke dirt bike.

John: Why is Timmy mixing oil into his gas?
Billy: It's because he rides a 2 smoker, ya dummy!

by Hoodliver6969 November 12, 2016

richard smoker

a cocksucker. a way to say cocksucker in mixed company.

why is everyone so nice to mike we all know he`s a richard smoker.

by ralf May 4, 2004

Smoker's Voice

Somebody that smokes cigarettes so much that they develop a hoarse sounding voice which rattles your eardrums.

"Man, that guy had such a Smoker's Voice, my eardrums felt like they were beating."

by KailaD April 13, 2007

dick smoker

Homosexual man

Larry is a dick smoker

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 16, 2017

meat smoker

A meat smoker is one who metaphorically "smokes the meat", or in other words sucks dick

Did you hear what Zach said to me?
Yeah he's such a freakin meat smoker .

by meatsmoker101 January 18, 2016