smitchy

Something that is small and squishy
*cute*

That baby is so smitchy

by mimeseisverytiny March 18, 2020

son of a smichigun

A polite way of calling someone a son of a bitch, but more harsh than son of a gun. Best used in mixed company where a real swear might not be appropriate.

"That George Bush sure is a son of a smichigun"
"Son of a smichigun, gas is expensive"
"That dutch bag son of a smichigun cut me off"

by Michael & Simone May 6, 2008

Skirch

The bitch to rule all other bitches. He was the smartest at his school, but has become a street rat. Usually bad at videogames, except guitar hero in which he is a pro rapist. Always takes long naps and stays up through all hours of the night.

Our roommate was such a Skirch last night.

by El Creeper December 15, 2009

smieches

A Lot of love. a very sweet way of saying I love you to death.

leo my dear I just wanted to say that I thoroughly enjoy your company and I love you to smieches! So you better not move back to Argentina buddy!!

by Leo C. July 9, 2006

smurch

A look of knowing disgust, as though one has experienced the same disgusting experience oneself.

Think of your own example, and a smurch will appear on your face. Then you'll understand what "smurch" means in a concrete way.

by Murtis November 16, 2010

Smicha

a blanket

the anointing of a Rabbi

Mom, please pass me a smicha.

Yo, i just got my smicha.

by Smarzijah March 15, 2009

smitch

That little bit of smoke that comes from a candlewick after you blow out the flame on a candle.

The librarian will not allow candles in the library as the smitch might set off the smoke detectors.

by librariansfriend December 9, 2008