specifications; used to describe the details of a particular kind of machinary, building, or other item with precise information that differs from others in its area, often the hardware and software of a pc, like the processor, RAM, and os operating system.
by runandwin July 13, 2005
Get the specs mug.A feeling of depression, general malaise. The blues.
Also, to make someone feel this way: "That jerk really smedded me."
From the cartoon character Smedley the dog, who is the big loser in Chilly Willy cartoons.
Also, to make someone feel this way: "That jerk really smedded me."
From the cartoon character Smedley the dog, who is the big loser in Chilly Willy cartoons.
"I've got the Saturday night smeds"
by Smedley von Shnurdley December 21, 2009
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Get the smecsi mug.a combination of the words sms and essay, an smessay is a text message of an extreme, ridiculous length, often containing irrelevant information on someone's life that you just don't care about. Most often received in the early hours of the morning after the consumption of copious amounts of alcohol.
The following is an actual smessay:
"Just got my fifth shoe compliment from a woman with dreadlocks, a half-shaved head and lots of facial piercings. How cool is that? My range of audience for shoe compliments - same shoes by the way - is pretty damn broad now. And yes, I am incredibly shallow. More than you could ever know."
"Just got my fifth shoe compliment from a woman with dreadlocks, a half-shaved head and lots of facial piercings. How cool is that? My range of audience for shoe compliments - same shoes by the way - is pretty damn broad now. And yes, I am incredibly shallow. More than you could ever know."
by Tammara Dawson October 30, 2007
Get the smessay mug.One who is both smug and a weasel.
People of this ilk take great pleasure is possessing these characteristics because they are smug weasels.
Jaycob Mullingham Turner III of Chelmsford Chelmsfordshire is the only known living example of a Smeasel.
People of this ilk take great pleasure is possessing these characteristics because they are smug weasels.
Jaycob Mullingham Turner III of Chelmsford Chelmsfordshire is the only known living example of a Smeasel.
'That guy Jake has such and smug face and the personality of a weasel'
'Yeh, that's why they call him Smeasel'
'Yeh, that's why they call him Smeasel'
by Wickery January 16, 2014
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Get the smelsh mug.I had cheesedick so bad that I decided to go fuck a homeless woman and make a little scrambled smegs. The sex was hot. The smell was not.
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