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smartass

A person who just has to make everything make sense. Speaking of which, smartass is a oxymoron because an ass is a stupid person so smartass means "smart stupid person".
(not exactly the opposite of dumbass because a dumbass really is an idiot but a smartass isnt neccessarily a genius)
I guess this definition makes me a smartass
by whatserface November 25, 2007
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Smartassery

Adverb: The art of being a smartass
Blaine was given a certificate of achievement for his Smartassery.
by Blaine Lewis January 15, 2008
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smartastic

Someone who is being a smart ass and sarcastic. Used in either (1) combination or (2) consecutively- such as using a smart ass remark and then using a sarcastic remark immediately there after. Can be used vice versa
Example 1:
Person a: Are you painting?

Person b: Yeah. I have a brush in my hand, paint on the brush.
Person a: God you are so freaking smartastic.

Example 2:

Person a: Is that a speed trap? (the cops stops traffic)
Personb: Oh, yeah because a cop would put a barricade up if they were trying to catch you speeding.
Person a: Why do you have to be so smartastic to me all the time?
by Jedlen E. Dante October 8, 2009
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Smartasseries

Main Entry: SMART·ASS·ER·IES

Function: noun
Date: 21st century

1a: observations or remarks that are of sarcastic nature expressing an opinion or attitude.
b: Smartass comments.
I'm getting tired of your smartasseries.
by vvdvla December 14, 2008
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Smartass

N. A person who indiligently tries to provoke your thoughts, concerns, ideas, and opinions by arguing and becoming outspoken on their own part.

N. A very outspoken person

Adj. A word describing someone under a description of a smartass
Aaron Littlefield is smartass enough to have earned a spot on Urban Dictionary. Congratulations, you smartass!
by UIK555 February 19, 2009
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smartass

being serious 1% of the time
god Christys a smartass, she's only serious 1% of the time!!
by vmk82 January 10, 2011
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Smarterass

an individual who cleverly uses sarcasm with his superior intellect as a means of answering your stupid question
Johnathan is such a smartass, he has taken it to a new level, he is a smarterass.
by John the Smarterass April 11, 2012
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