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The Star-Spangled Banner

The Star-Spangled Banner was a poem written in 1814 by Francis Scott Key about the Defence of Fort McHenry, which later became the american patriotic song.

It's also the one song when can tell a distinct difference in singing talent between vocal/musical legends who have proven themselves time and again and teen popstars when they sing it at football games or anywhere else.
The Star-Spangled Banner was a poem written in 1814 about the Defence of Fort McHenry, which later became the american patriotic song. It's also the "sorting hat" in the vocalist world.

Whitney Houston, Marvin Gaye, Jimi Hendrix guitar Vietnam message...hell, even Mariah Carey.

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Taylor Swift, Demi Lovato, Miley Cyrus, etc.
by Mai Valentine December 15, 2010
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Spangle

Semen, sperm, cum, spunk, etc
Trevor: What ya doing?
Hamish: I'm setting my alarm clock.
Trevor: What the fuck for?
Hamish: What do you mean what for? To get me up in the morning!
Trevor: Well, you're not going to work...you're not going on holiday...and you don't even bother to soap yer seal in the morning...so what have you got to get up for?
Hamish: I am a creature of habit.
Trevor: You don't even have a lie in on Sundays.
Hamish: Oh so I should be like you should I? Rotting like a corpse in bed until lunchtime every day, wallowing in my own spangle!
Trevor: Lovely! You should try it sometime!
Hamish: One morning you became so firmly glued to your encrusted blanket that you had to drag it around with you til tea-time like an albatross!

- Pets (www.petscomedy.co.uk)
by Peter Adams January 6, 2004
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spangle mag

erotic literature used solely for the purpose of male self pleasure
Mate, I am banging for a tug! Have you got a spangle mag I can rub one out to?
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smargle

Nonsense word, interjected during quiet but not necessarily awkward moments. Used among friends affectionately. Derived from smaggle.
Smargle, smargle, smargle.
by Mika Talley January 11, 2008
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Spangle Dick

When one over indulges on drugs, only to find the ability to get an errection is none existent.
I wanted to shag this girl at a festival, but I took to much MDMA and got spangle dick
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Spangled eggs

“Ah chef Massafra these pingers aren’t doing anything, whip me up sum spangled eggs”
“Dw I got you g”
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Smargles

Adapted from the Harry Potter character Luna Lovegood’s nargles, a smargle is the addition of a smurf to the minx mix.

A snargle cheekily messes things around. A smargle leaves a trail of blue behind - usually during the consumption of blue food ie frosting, ice cream, candy. The result is an embarrassing layer of the food around your mouth, making it look like suspicious sexual activity has occurred with a smurf.
“Did you just give a Smurf a BJ?” Looking in the mirror, I saw the blue frosting surrounding my mouth with suspicious dots leading down my chin. F$@king smargles!
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