'here comes slowphie....'
by georgiagore May 14, 2009
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by RunOregon July 20, 2009
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Who was the 8th president of the United States, you ask? Well I don't have a smartphone to look it up but let me pull out my slowpod here and see what the good ole World Almanac says.
by jenestra December 18, 2012
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The most highly regarded term an SLC agent can receive.
This one word will instantly brighten your day, especially on your darkest of days.
ALMOST impossible to turn down, some even call it call center crack.
DO NOT MESSAGE OR EMAIL ASKING FOR IT, YOU WILL GET IT WHEN WE CAN
The most highly regarded term an SLC agent can receive.
This one word will instantly brighten your day, especially on your darkest of days.
ALMOST impossible to turn down, some even call it call center crack.
DO NOT MESSAGE OR EMAIL ASKING FOR IT, YOU WILL GET IT WHEN WE CAN
"All aboard the SLOPH train! She departs in 5min!"
"Ayo, you tryna SLOPH it up?"
Incorrect usage: "Hey WFM, I'll take a SLOPH when possible"
"Hey WFM, can I get a SLOPH?"
"Ayo, you tryna SLOPH it up?"
Incorrect usage: "Hey WFM, I'll take a SLOPH when possible"
"Hey WFM, can I get a SLOPH?"
by LysergicBumo October 9, 2021
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Get the slowcharge mug.Objectively the best (and a contender for the hottest) pokemon of all time. If you have this water/psychic type as your favorite then you deserve a promotion at your job. Now come, we must make an offering to this beautiful pokemon.
Travis: gerald, you wont believe the heaven i went through last night
Gerald: what it, travis, you must tell me.
Travis: on October 19th 2009 at 8:49PM, i wanked off to a picture of slowpoke
Gerald: my god..i thought i was the only one
Travis: well dont think so anymore, come on. We must see the truth, let's go wank off to our new god
Nintendo™️: you two are fucking degenerates
Gerald: what it, travis, you must tell me.
Travis: on October 19th 2009 at 8:49PM, i wanked off to a picture of slowpoke
Gerald: my god..i thought i was the only one
Travis: well dont think so anymore, come on. We must see the truth, let's go wank off to our new god
Nintendo™️: you two are fucking degenerates
by Snozingly7 February 11, 2023
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I want a lover with an easy touch
I want somebody who will spend some time
Not come and go in a heated rush
I want somebody who will understand
When it comes to love, I want a slowhand"
-The Pointer Sisters
I want a lover with an easy touch
I want somebody who will spend some time
Not come and go in a heated rush
I want somebody who will understand
When it comes to love, I want a slowhand"
-The Pointer Sisters
by Pinball King March 11, 2023
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