Slowiosis

You are slooooow!!

Invention by Cesar Leija in 8 pd.

Example of slowiosis:Judith

by Slow.judith March 8, 2019

pokey slowfuck

Specifically, an individual whose car moves approximately one tenth of the speed it should be moving at.

These people may be found pulling out in front of you for no goddamn reason and slamming on their brakes. Such an event may prompt outbursts of wtf or "you flaming cuntwaffle."

When applied in general usage, the term can refer to any jerk or asshole.

"(whistling to self while driving)...JESUS! What the FUCK! Goddamn.... goddamn pokey SLOWFUCK!"

"Yeah, that guy's such a ... he's such a pokey slowfuck."
"Pokey slowfuck?"
"...yeah. What?"

by Chalupamonk June 8, 2004

slowik

a very famous russian blood line, very attractive, and good with politics, women and sex, also known as "Slovik"

The Slowiks are very prestigious.

by Luke Wasakt June 26, 2008

Slowking

The most powerful pokemon of all. Also, the smartest pokemon of all.

You got full marks again? You are not a Slowking, are you?

by Slowking March 30, 2009

Slowkill

An Std

she's a burner she'll give ya the slowkill

by boredDotCom June 1, 2011

slowcial

when you've been incredibly late to have seen popular social media postings - most likely from repostings of your friends

bruh, already seen that in my feed two weeks ago-you're slowcial

it's old news that posting yo-your straight slowcial

by el.em.in.o.p February 24, 2015

Slowing

The opposite of "Fasting" (to starve oneself); when you eat as much as humanly possible in order to gain the size of LM.

John: "I've spent an entire month Slowing!"

by HandFlapper403 May 11, 2011