Slamma Jammd

A period of drunkeness where one can no longer comprehend what is going on. A peson who is slamma jammd has slurred speech and can barely stand. Slamma Jammd can also be used to describe a person who shouldn't drive because they are too drunk, however it is funny to joke about said person driving.

O MY GOD I AM SOOOOO FUCKING SLAMMA JAMMD RIGHT NOW!!!! IM TOTALLY GOOD TO DRIVE!!!

by sambat2000 September 11, 2009

Skommunism

Skommunism is combining skill and communism together. This most commonly occurs in games with strong skill based matchmaking (SBMM). Titles such as Call of Duty: Warzone hold skommunist status. It involves reducing the skill gap so much that any retard that's just downloaded the game can pick up a gun and destroy a professional player with no effort at all. Skommunism allows equal chance for all players to kill each other whilst retaining braindead status.

1. Bro, this game is so skommunist.
2. The amount of skommunism in this game is atrocious.

by Bronze IV April 29, 2021

slammorama

When people get together, usually in a bar, and wind up exceedingly drunk and pummeling one another.

Yup, that Saturday night we had a multiple ambulance slammorama that was bloody beyond my wildest imagination!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2021

Chicago Slammer

The act of receiving oral sex while holding and pulling with necessary force the ears of your wife, girlfriend, or significant other.

My wife would not shut up during sex last night so to silence her I gave her a Chicago Slammer

by Lyncoln Park February 12, 2010

Satanic Slammer

(n) Bacardi 151 + hot sauce (preferably habanero based) in a shot glass chased with a pitcher of Milwaukee's Best Light.

For his 21st birthday, the dude had the honor of a Satanic Slammer.

by Vyvyan Messerschmitt September 8, 2010

Schlong Slamming

The act of placing your penis on the toilet bowl rim and repeatedly slamming the seat down on it.

"That kid has got problems, when I went into the bathroom he was schlong slamming with my toilet bowl."

"Dude, I took a viagra, and my hard-on won't go down." "Go in the bathroom and try some schlong slamming, might help"

by GFoyle June 11, 2013

chode slammer

When a male possesses a chode he (1) Slams his chode or (2) slams his chode with other males who possess a chode

You are such a chode slammer.

by Trashing12thscj January 6, 2014