to vigorously jack off alone and blow your load everywhere leaving the sticky substance behind like skittles leave behind on your hand when they are warm.
Jack: Dude, last night Tina wouldn't let me give it to her hard so I was throwing skittles all night.
Thom: Oh, wow dude. You must've been pretty desperate.
Thom: Oh, wow dude. You must've been pretty desperate.
by iamacompulsiveliar January 16, 2010
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typically and most easily performed when victim is unconscious.
the fart should saturate the nostrils enough to leave a sharp resinous tang for a few hours, or until victim is conscious.
typically and most easily performed when victim is unconscious.
the fart should saturate the nostrils enough to leave a sharp resinous tang for a few hours, or until victim is conscious.
Friend who wakes up in the morning says: "Yo, why does everything I eat taste like shit?" or "What the fuck? Who the fuck farted in here?" or simply "I feel dirty."
You: "That's cuz when you were out I farted right on your face bro."
Friend: "Seriously dude? We said no atomic skittles last nite."
You: "That's cuz when you were out I farted right on your face bro."
Friend: "Seriously dude? We said no atomic skittles last nite."
by Fartologist SBD April 30, 2012
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The gay version of a “pick me girl,” this type of gay will often turn his back on his own community to appease conservatives or for money. They will often put down gays of color, use racist language, and usually are transphobic. They betray their own community to fit in into typically gay unfriendly environments such as conservatives and MAGA country.
That Jefree Star is a hetero’s little keychain, they call themself a they but says non-binary people don’t exist.
by Bflee000004 February 17, 2023
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"Hey! What were you up to last night?"
"Oh, Ching Ho just gave me the juiciest skittle tittle in the world"
"Oh, Ching Ho just gave me the juiciest skittle tittle in the world"
by Thetittietwister January 19, 2014
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1.)colonoscopy
2.)IRS audit
3.)inlaw visit
4.)Kenny G concert
1.)colonoscopy
2.)IRS audit
3.)inlaw visit
4.)Kenny G concert
by sheila in the car May 8, 2009
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by Joe D April 23, 2005
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"Tom found out that a shittlecake was causing his pain when wiping so he ripped it off."
"Tampa Joe kept knocking on the bathroom door so I flicked a shittlecake at him as I left."
"Tampa Joe kept knocking on the bathroom door so I flicked a shittlecake at him as I left."
by jaywarp1 July 26, 2008
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