Simpkins

Totally useless, brainless woman whose only enjoyment out of life is having more children for welfare.

I am on the Simpkins employmnet plan

by Clamchops October 7, 2011

Simpkin

To receive a Rim Job while Urinating

Dude; Have you ever Heard of a Simpkin?
Girl; No I haven't what is it?
Dude; Follow me to the bedroom i'll show you.

by dankbomber October 8, 2010

Simpkins

A crazy family who gets drunk all the time, love to party, will fight anyone who messes with their family. Will smoke a doobie with you anytime anywhere. Full of goofy, funny, and attractive people. Marry a Simpkins. Do it.

Guy 1: "yo who was that at the bar yesterday? That chick was crazy awesome."
Guy 2: "She was a Simpkins..."
Guy 1: "Cool bro what was her name?"
Guy 2: "She doesn't need a name. She's magical enough without it."
Guy 1: "I just jizzed in my pants."

by SOLOBURGERR April 24, 2018

slumpkin

like a blumpkin, recieve a blow job while taking a shat but u have the squirts

i was gonna give da bitch a blumpkin but i took it to da next level, she got a slumpkin instead blumpkin

by b-dub-t September 19, 2009

slumpking

A heavy sleeper.

Jomar Villoso is the Goat sleeping, fattest slumpking i've ever met.

by Littydave September 18, 2018

Slimpin

When you get caught slippin saying simp shit

I was so drunk last night she caught me slimpin

by ayeb00gie May 6, 2020

Simpkins

Someone who goes to jail for the free sex.

Mainly used as an insalt when one person is mad or upset with another person.

My mother may be a little overweight but at least I'm not a simpkins

by Xx_dog_fucker_xX February 14, 2022