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Riflemans Sleeping Tablet

The act of frenzied masturbation in an attempt to tire yourself out and get some sleep - used by Rifleman....
I could NOT get to sleep last night so I took a Riflemans Sleeping Tablet and nodded off right away - it was wank durch
by Rifleman59 May 4, 2010
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sleeping policeman

"Dude, the bottom part of my bumper came off because I didn't see the sleeping policeman on the road!"
by WOng7713 January 21, 2008
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Shtexting

The act of shitting and texting at the same time to get many things done at once for those busy people out there.
I had a big party to get people invited for and nothing could get in my way. So while I was on the toilet doing my business I kept at it, shtexting everyone to they could know when to show up.
by local 5 1 June 20, 2009
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Interval Sleeping

When you are extremely stressed for exams and you go to sleep and then wake up and hour or so later and then go to sleep and wake up again etc.
Interval sleeping has been driving me insane because I have to be rested for my exams
by Crispy 1028 June 9, 2010
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Social Sleeping

Coidosis.

A term that is more socially accepted in certain groups of human species, as per se; social drinking or social smoking.

It takes away from the taboo stigma due to the added social perspective.
Guy 1: "Did you hear that they have been social sleeping since they hooked up on Monday?"

Guy 2: "How inappropriate! At least they are being social I guess…"
by Notaschrimp February 6, 2014
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sexting

Using a cellular device to send pornographic photos or videos of oneself to another. After recieving a sext message you are then supposed to forward it to every person you know, telling each one of them to do the same, until the entire world has seen it, and everyone thinks your friend is a slut. Can sometimes result in a law suit.
"While my mom was sexting my dad, she accidently forwarded the message to me, forcing me, according to the sexting law, to send the message to all my friends." That night, all my friends died.
by 2+2=unicorn January 7, 2010
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subway sleeping bag

When you sit between two guys in fubu jackets on the subway
I forgot my jacket, so I got on in a subway sleeping bag to warm up.
by kurt cosmic June 1, 2011
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