slasted

A word meaning the same as "owned," "pwned," "pwnz0red" or any of the ridiculous and pathetic l33t terminology used online and in groups of nerds. Its primary usage though is to stand-in for the words "owned" or "pwned" and make nerds use it to sound even more like idiots. It's a completely false word, and only exists to torment losers.

"That chicken pot pie got slasted!"

or

"Yesterday I was walking behind this old man. Suddenly his cane gave out, he fell, and he broke his hip! He got SO slasted!"

Well done Friar Tuck, well done you dumbass.

by K.A. Stohvo June 11, 2005

slattern pattern

Tramp stamp of the 19th Century

"I am by no means assured of his regard and even were he to feel such a preference I think we should both be very foolish to assume that there would not be many obstacles to his marrying a woman of no rank who sports a slattern pattern."

- Sense & Sensibility, Jane Austen

by splinter9 November 4, 2011

Twisted Fuckin Shatted Shitfaced Retadded

The absolute highest rating of drunkeness; any drunker will result in severe brain damage, blindness, and the possibility of death. The person in this state speaks ever so retardedly, has no balance whatsoever, and has pissed and/or shat themselves repeatedly. When/if the person sobers up completely, they will have no recollection of the previous night and their brain will erase knowledge of their grandmothers second cousins sisters maiden name.

Josmar was twisted fuckin shatted shitfaced retadded last night, giving everyone laughs and great fear that he may die right in front of them.

by RJ Wells December 12, 2006

Slattery

The act of two slugs copulating, during which the slugs suspend themselves on a rope of mucus and entwine their glowing blue penises.

I saw some slattery the other day and it was a glorious experience.

by slattery4all April 17, 2014

slotted

when something is so goated that you just want to shit

damn this burger was slotted

by huskki March 8, 2021

Slatedale

pronounced SLAYDALE by locals, Slatedale is a lovely place where all the inbreds who dont fit in Slatington go. While Slatington's populations consists of "city folk", Slatedale's is mostly closed-minded Redneck Republicans who dont own computers and sound slightly retarted when they talk. Slatedalians will shoot anything with four legs, and/or anything that steps foot in there yard. The Slatdalians are a lovely people. Please visit!..no seriously..get me out of here..

I shot a small rodent and ate it in Slatedale, after hanging out on Main Street, Slatington and smoking a mass amount of crack!

by cindi!! November 6, 2006

slattern determinant

In quantum erotics, a slattern determinant is an expression for the ravefunction of a many-femmeion system, which by construction satisfies the Poly principle.

The Whortree-Fuck method assumes that the exact, N-body ravefunction of the system can be approximated by a single slattern determinant (in the case where the entities are femmeions) or by a single permanent (in the case of hosons) of N spun-orbitals.

by Daron Sykes December 7, 2006