Slapstick

A stupid mother who keeps interrupting you.

This guy kept butting in on my conversation. What a fucking slapstick.

by [e-mail] September 8, 2021

Slapstick Creampie

The act of cumming in one's own hand during doggie-style sex and then smacking the cum all over one's partners face.

After a long, nuanced discussion emailing triply confirmed enthusiasts consent, Rodrigo slapstick creampied all over Theresa's face.

She says he was really skilled about it. She didn't even know he had cum. When he screamed "SLAPSTICK CREAMPIE," she looked back reflexively and his load was promptly smacked all over face.

by Hosh_Minion September 27, 2023

slapstick

Penis.

I'm fixing to go slap my big fat greasy oiled slapstick. Slap! Slap!! Slap!!!

by Tom Dumb February 9, 2024

the awesome slapstick

The most awesome man in the world.. And has been a main staple of the universe !

The Awesome Slapstick... Man I wish I was him

Man The Awesome Slapstick sure is Awesome

by DANEBOOTYCLAP December 23, 2013

Snapstickas

Snapstickas, used when you get surprised (ex. 1)

Snapstickas, also used when something is completly mind boggling (ex. 2

1. Billy "I just got shot in the face."
Me "snapstickas"

or

2. Todd "i have 10000 pages of homework."
Me "snapstickas."

by s3nd3r5 June 11, 2006

Slapsickle

An demeaning term that is often used when describing someone that is an allaround tool

Hey slapsickle, what did you just call me?

by DanAubertine February 25, 2009

Slamastic

Somthing really fun that is usualy unbeleivbly boring

Aw man! Today was so slamastic! In Spanish class, some idiots broke out in a fight! We almost laughed our heads off!

by Queenofthehill March 4, 2010