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Skyrimsomnia

A form of insomnia imposed by the addictiveness of the most magnificent video game known to mankind, Skyrim.
Example 1: Artemisia: You look really tired..
Starstrider: It's because of Skyrimsomnia.
Artemisia: Totally understood.

Example 2: I was up until 6AM with Skyrimsomnia, but it was worth every minute.
by autumnsmodesty November 30, 2011
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Skyrimjob

An intense feeling of orgasmic-like pleasure when first experiencing The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim.
Fanboy 1: Dude have you played Skyrim yet??
Fanboy 2: Yeah man I did, best Skyrimjob ever.
by FluffyRhino November 8, 2011
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Something that 𝓁 𝑒 𝑒 𝓂 𝑜 𝓃 made up in her freetime
𝓁 𝑒 𝑒 𝓂 𝑜 𝓃 Today at 9:22 AM
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by Aarooo October 13, 2020
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Skyrim boner

The feeling of sheer euphoria experienced while playing Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. Usually results in a hard-on.
"Wow, that's a good item. I have such a Skyrim boner right now!"

"Hey man, got any plans today?"
"Na, just sitting around with a Skyrim boner."
by JRPAPERSTACKS November 21, 2011
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Skyrimer

Someone who plays Skyrim all hours of the night, has 50+ hours logged on the game and is addicted. This person is constantly playing Skyrim. This person no longer contributes to the economy because they spend all their time at home. Also this individual has no social life, because they end up neglecting their girlfriend and their friends. The only way a Skyrimer socializes is through chatting online with their friends while playing Skyrim.
A Skyrimer is a individual who stays up until two or three in the morning, sometimes pulling all nighters playing Skyrim.
by mryan707 January 29, 2012
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Skyrim

Skyrim (n)

The fifth game in the Elder Scrolls series, and arguably the best game in the history of mankind. By purchasing this game, you have sold your soul to Bethesda Softworks--which is a pretty even trade-off, actually. Once you start this game--assuming your computer/Xbox 360/PS3 doesn't burst into flames of righteous fury due to it's lack of uberness-- you will not be seeing the sun for a while.

Side effects include: Weight loss, paleness of skin, weight gain, reluctance to leave your chair, death, peeing in a bottle, ordering pizza every night because you can't stop playing long enough to make some food, loss of the ability to distinguish between fantasy and reality. Loss of Girlfriend.
Guy: I hear the end of the world will be in 2012.
Me: At least I get a year to play Skyrim.
Guy: It's also supposed to end on October 21st.
Me: Then I'll die playing Skyrim.

I used to have a girlfriend. Then I found out Skyrim was coming out.
by Magias June 14, 2011
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Skyrimjob

In celebration of Skyrim a person on the receiving end will dress up like a dragon while the giver is dressed in fur and a viking helmet and preforms a rimjob on the receiver.
At the midnight launch of Skyrim, Sally and I quick went to the bathroom and I gave her a filthy Skyrimjob.
by Muttonman November 10, 2011
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