Skeeters

Two very small breasts...so small they resemble mosquito bites. Spraying a little 'Off' bug spray on them may make them disappear comopletely.

Bess has little skeeters!

by Bug123456 March 6, 2009

skeeter

The penis.
Because it shoots skeet.

I got a big skeeter.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 5, 2009

skeeter

A marijuana filled cigarette, or joint, usually rather small in size as to satisfy only one persons needs.

I rolled a skeeter before going out because no one else wanted to smoke.

by tahanks April 14, 2008

skeeter

A kind of trick you can do with your dick and balls (not that I have a dick and balls, but my boyfriend does)

When you twist your junk around so that your balls are on top of your dick and you put a little dot on each ball to look like eyes, and with the dick hanging right in the middle like a snout so that it looks like a mosquito. Hence the name skeeter

He showed me the goat so I had to give him a good gander at my skeeter!

by Sarah Lambert March 3, 2008

skeeter

A derogatory term for a Hawaiian, the term arose form massive amounts of Mosquitoes found on the Hawaiian island of Molokai.

Hey skeeter get off my wave.

by mo-squiter September 26, 2010

skeeter

A fine female. A female you would like to hook up with and skeet all over.

Man, should of been there last night. The place was full of skeeters and they were all willing to give it up.

by Art Delay October 9, 2005

skeeter

any form of cocaine, usually the good shit

My nose hurts because I did so much fuckin' skeeter last night

by Reddogg August 28, 2005