sidewinder

When you see someone in profile and you think that he/she is attractive, but then they face you and you realize that they're in fact, a total beast.

Dean: Oh my god, did you see that hott chick?
Todd: That's what I thought too, until I saw her from the front. Then I was scarred for life, she was a total sidewinder.

by Elib November 26, 2006

Sidewinder

Sidewinder - After sex weather with or without a condom you wake up the next morning you aim at the toilette but pee all over the wall.

That is why it is called a sidewinder.

Sidewinder, you have have great sex you wake up the next morning and first thing you do you need to go to the bathroom. You are a little dazed its early, then it happens you are peeing all over the wall even though you are aiming at the toilette.

by RustlerHustler November 27, 2011

sidewinder

A really fuckin cold planet

Damn, Sidewinder is really fuckin cold!

by Caboose February 10, 2004

Sidewinder

1. In tenpin bowling, a gutter ball.
2. A person who is well-known for often sending down such gutter balls.
(Also: Sidey, Winder)

Oh no, Sidey's sent down another Winder.

by Davo October 13, 2003

sidewinder

Racist homophobic child with agro problems. Commonly found banned from WPCSL for being a tit.

"OMFG So and so is a <censored> <censored>"

by Anony January 2, 2005

sidewinder

the unknown who wrote sidewinder is second rate and doesent want to cause anyone too much trouble

I left MY sidewinder in the sink and then shut off the water at the valves under the sink and took the handles

by cotton hill(killed 50 men) March 20, 2003

SideWinder

There's Thumbs Up, theres Thumbs Down, and then there is the Sidewinder...take your chances, you just might get REALLY lucky.

I was playing blackjack and my cards turned up a Sidewinder, but I risked it all and hit 21!

by Prozic December 28, 2005