shrinking penis

shrinkage of ones member until it shrivels up to nothing

Chris has a shrinking penis from all the raunchy sex he had.

by the lovely neighbor September 19, 2004

shrinking

Shrinking is when you're high, stoning and listening to music, usually reggea.

"dude I was shrinking last night, good weed man"
"this weed will make you shrink man"

by big munk al 420 April 12, 2014

Sloinking

Sloinking (present participle)

A particularly disrespectful type of sex involving the speaker and the mom of another. An unfulfilling filling. After informing someone you sloinked their mom, it's customary to describe said sloinking in as much detail as possible.

"yo bro I just got back from sloinking your mom in the back of my Subaru WRX, wanna see the video?"

by Stelmaria September 21, 2021

shwonking

To be joking or kidding.

"Omg I was totally shwonking about that dress on you, it looks horrible."

by Symoniebologna December 13, 2008

Shvonking

When your in the school marching band...You've just finished a game in December and your feet are numb from the cold. You can't even tell that your putting your feet on the ground.

Kevin: I'm totally shvonking right now, i cant feel my feet.

Amanda: I know! They're so numb i cant even tell I'm moving!

by Drummerchik December 2, 2009

swoanking

swimming, floating and drinking at one time. Due to nerve damage in my left upper limb I can only swim if I have a flotation device under my upper portion. since my right limb is fine, I use it to hold my drink.

I got a sunburn while swoanking in the back yard.

by datrop August 9, 2013

shrinking testicles

long term affect of drinking alcohol

Angela asked in class how testicles could shrinking AKA shrinking testicles

by XtremeSlayer529 October 23, 2013